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[May. 4th, 2009|
09:00 am
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12:28
@
murrayce
I was going to say! Lucky you remembered little ol' Wench!
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12:36
@
_tubbles
So glad the puppy is ok. Snuggles for her!
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12:38
RT @blurb Q: How does one end up breaking into one's own home in Sunday Best clothes? A: Obviously, you people don't have children.
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12:39
@
Rove1974
Now if you'd woken up with no circulation in your LEG, then being legless would be an appropriate Sunday morning situation.
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12:41
Wow, love the launch tree leaked chapter, I'm amazed they're giving away this information for free!
tinyurl.com/cy9f7b
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12:44
@
murrayce
DUDE! Now it's not a sekrit anymores!
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13:23
@
Dropsofreign
Mine said, "If you fall and break your leg, don't come running to me." :D
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13:27
Coolest chameleon EVER! Are they really this clever? I'm torn between fascination and disbelief.
linkbee.com/ZFU2
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13:29
@
jen004
That's right, when you've overlimit, you don't want to be in "debt", and everywhere you wanna use it is more debt! story of my life.
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13:31
@
Wil_Anderson
you forgot "get the hell outta the way of idiot wrestlers with chairs". Or is that only for WWF?
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13:36
@
pcam
TwitterKarma is good for that, you can list followers in order of when they last posted. Might help you?
linkbee.com/ZAQS
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13:38
Massively addicted to one of those little village sim games. When will I realise that with a sim game YOU NEVER WIN?! There's no final boss!
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13:40
Trading formula which works, 1-1 coaching 400 slots left. Only 997 spots and 570 sold on the first day!
tinyurl.com/c2o4cy
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14:20
This pilot was obviously busting to go to the toilet.
linkbee.com/ZF04
(thanks @DrJavaBeans)
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18:30
very annoyed at my son for leaving the lid off THREE KILOS of honey, which is now at least one kilo ants. GRRRR!
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19:42
@
Monty64
you have no idea how tempting that is! :D
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19:44
@
Wil_Anderson
OMG Wil, what if she mimes AT YOUR FUNERAL?!
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19:50
is drinking green tea. GREEN TEA! Hence the need for the honey. Grrr all over again.
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21:09
@
_tubbles
oooh no I haven't, looks like it's Youtube time for me!
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21:11
@
juliarygaard
is that even POSSIBLE? I seem to have coffee cups taking over my entire kitchen. And I can't stop buying them.
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21:18
RT @Meshel_Laurie @reginapritchard My 13 yo son rang the Swine Flu Hotline. And all he got was crackling.
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21:22
@
simon_w
well, Helsinki doesn't have spiders, and virtually no flies, for most of the year. So I'm working on it.
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21:35
@
Wil_Anderson
I hear #logies were even more boring than usual (comedians excepted).Jess Mauboy should sing at the Logies' funeral.Oh wait...
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21:38
$38,000 paid out so far to Hummingbird Affiliates in 2 months!! Now thats how you monetize Twitter
tinyurl.com/cpwbcr
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23:15
ad: Seen Magpie yet? You can run your own ads in other people's timelines. Now, that's a neat idea!
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23:28
can't figure out if I'm hungry, thirsty, want coffee, or am just bored. And cold. *stabbity stab winter stab*
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[May. 3rd, 2009|
09:00 am
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17:59
Why pay outrageous cable TV prices? Get over 3000 channels on your PC. Only $34.99, one times fee!
tinyurl.com/d8dqm5
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18:12
I should have posted this ages ago. Extreme Sheep Herding! I laughed so hard at this, it's awesome. Thankyou Elessa!
linkbee.com/ZAOU
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18:25
I forget who sent this to me (sorry someone!) but this is the best follow-unfollow manager I have seen, TwitterKarma
linkbee.com/ZAQS
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18:37
omfg YUM. Tim Tam addicts anywhere in the world can enter for #free to #win a Tim Tam hamper.
linkbee.com/ZAR6
#comps
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18:39
laughing at Dilbert's version of Simon Says. Of course, only those with a warped sense of humour will laugh with me.
linkbee.com/ZASJ
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19:45
@
enzoid
I was sitting there laughing stupidly and imagining myself playing along. Sad existence I have huh?! :D
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19:54
Are you in Loughborough UK? Missing some socks? Here's where they might have gone... there's a sock thief out there.
linkbee.com/ZA7R
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22:02
LMAO GOLD... A pie chart demonstrating the consequences of Gay Marriage:
linkbee.com/ZBXL
(air kisses to all the h8rs) #gaymarriage
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22:05
2 Internet Marketers reveal inside secrets to increase your profits by 456% for Free!
tinyurl.com/cb9n9n
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22:31
just drooling over pics of the new 787 Dreamliner. Never mind me. Carry on...
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22:36
RT @stickytwits When you have 8 x ten yr olds over 4 a sleepover... Why do they even call it a SLEEPover?
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23:52
@
enzoid
well my fiancé could have been in your shoes too except he knows what he's in for with me ;) It's not like most guys are annoyed! :D
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00:06
RT @hamsterkitten Why must my kids get up so much earlier than I want to? Boo!
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[May. 2nd, 2009|
09:00 am
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20:51
Jade Goody's mother sparks airport terror alert:
linkbee.com/Y4O9
(...I must admit, the woman IS terrifying...)
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21:49
OMG... how can someone DO this without it hurting like hell?!
linkbee.com/Y5TP
(thanks to @airportsleeper)
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22:53
RT @Rove1974 I dunno about you but watching a gorilla play drums doesn't make me feel like eating chocolate.
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22:54
@
kkiim
But wait there's more! Win a trip to Bali on our sister airline Pacific Blue with HotelClub
bit.ly/10AhHu
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22:54
@
kkiim
Still want more?! Win tix to see Pink in Sydney, stay courtesy of HotelClub and fly with us, Virgin Blue
bit.ly/qZooE
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22:58
ad: Seen Magpie yet? You can run your own ads in other people's timelines. Now, that's a neat idea!
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23:02
Aussies #win a trip to Bali or win Gold tickets to see Pink in Sydney (inc flights!) free entry
linkbee.com/Y6WQ
#comps #aussiecomps
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23:06
@
Rove1974
Pigeons are under the illusion that the more hilarious their walk, the more we laugh and feed them. They're comedians.
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23:08
@
DHughesy
We at BedsFromHell Pty Ltd are merely helping our customers get used to newborn baby sleep deprivation.
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23:13
RT @Rove1974 Had a mate stay over last night after a big one. It's nothing like when we were kids. No séance or truth/dare/torture. Bummed.
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23:22
RT @juhasaarinen Comic Sans? Comic Serif!
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...I think I love you. Or somebody. Comic Sans is an ABOMINATION. Of DOOM.
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[May. 1st, 2009|
09:00 am
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10:55
Retweet @Wil_Anderson NZ confirms swine flu. Going to NZ on Thursday. Note to self: Don't pash any pigs no matter how hot they are...
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10:59
@
shanoodle_p
a friend saw a 2-seater elderly hoon-mobile in Dubbo! And can you imgaine if 2 of them crashed? World's slowest accident scene.
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12:08
@
blurb
@dooce in her third trimester, and the Armstrongs are renovating again. I see a pattern here.
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12:09
@
DHughesy
Junior - Congrats on the arrival of your parents!
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12:11
@
nicslife
'men' don't hit women. Only cowards do.
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12:13
@
simon_w
or more simply, governments won't encourage alternative fuel options while voters drive petrol-guzzling tanks to the corner shops.
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12:14
@
Rove1974
sounds like all Twitterers have Attention Defecit Dis- HEY! Let's Go Ride Bikes!
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12:16
It's official: @mattlogelin is perfect.
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12:17
RT @PaulBlomfield
linkbee.com/VBBJ
- HORRORS. Wonders what to do with classic V8 Mercedes!
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12:21
Hey Simon @startupnz is broked. RT @simon_w Disabled comments on the @startupnz site so I stop getting a ton of email telling me it's broked
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13:13
Remember that Emirates plane that almost crashed taking off from Melbourne? Crew Error
linkbee.com/YW78
thanks to @schneiderk
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13:26
RT @Rove1974 Happy you took out your imposter. So hard to know who's real or fake around here. Pretty sure @darthvader is legit
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13:29
@
manz76
@SeanMalarkey @tat2ts @juhasaarinen Anchovies ruin ANYTHING else that's good on a pizza!
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13:35
RT @JuliaRoss13 wants 100 followers to win a bet please help =D
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14:21
@
Rove1974
But that's NOOoooooo how ye make porridge!
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14:35
RT @garymccaffrey has a crazy idea. 19,530 new twitter followers in 30 days? Check it out
tweetergetter.com/Ruu_Elisa
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15:03
Tour boss wants the word backpacker changed. Um... and just wanting a word to change makes it happen automagically?
linkbee.com/YXCL
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16:33
RT @GreatWhiteSnark Ghostbusters-inspired senior class prank
linkbee.com/YXKB
I want to go back to school so I can do this. Love it!
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16:39
@
juhasaarinen
he even searches google in finnish! Curse all you linguistically-gifted FinZealanders! ;)
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16:52
@
enzoid
it's all good, it was @Wil_Anderson (comedian) but I'm sure he'd just laugh anyway! :)
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18:08
Good to know: Whole boxes of Sultana Bran cereal do not burn very well. Helluva lot of smoke while they're smoldering, too.
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23:09
RT @samikki Why can't all work be like Firefox update? Press the button "make it so" and have all work done automatically.
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23:16
Grrrr, I missed Save The Frogs Day! Frogs rule.
linkbee.com/YYW3
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[Apr. 30th, 2009|
09:00 am
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09:55
Norway to ban petrol cars from 2015? Now how come other countries don't have the guts to do that!?
linkbee.com/VBBJ
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18:49
South Korean scientists have cloned beagle puppies that glow in UV light
linkbee.com/UX9R
I hope it's useful for science not as pets!
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22:28
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[Apr. 29th, 2009|
09:08 am
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10:10
Well done, @VirginBlue , I waited till your new sale started, and it made the route I wanted cost more. #unimpressed
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11:01
I can't believe it's true... with 4,000-odd followers how can someone seriously reply to every mention of @mattlogelin ?! Seriously?!
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12:47
237+ twitter peeps who will follow you back:
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[Apr. 28th, 2009|
09:00 am
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14:58
@
emeketos
I'm getting paid for the ads. I try to clean them up as much as I can but anyone using an app to grab tweets sees them all. sorry!
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15:20
I hope @DHughesy 's baby does another tumble turn and faces head down the way it's supposed to!
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15:58
RT @juhasaarinen @lindsa: Apparently if you fill a monkey with heated gas it will rise off the ground. It's called a hot air baboon.
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16:00
RT @Wil_Anderson Ch 10 are planning to drop The Simpsons from their line-up. Of course they now only have enough content for 3 days a week.
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16:25
RT @juhasaarinen Would it be all right to call in sick with Wine Flu, if you've been out a bit too long the night before?
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16:53
RT @Rove1974 First bird flu, now pig flu. Can mean only one thing. Animals are slutty.
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17:52
RT @schneiderk Screening of #swineflu to be enforced from midnight, flights into Aus to report ppl with flu symptoms
linkbee.com/PRIE
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20:55
playing around with different tweet sites... it's not real useful to me, but the Matt website def looks interesting!
linkbee.com/PRV7
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22:12
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be-a-magpie.com/yl8dam
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22:40
@
VirginBlue
did you post this 24 hours late? Or is there a different sale starting at midnight?
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[Apr. 27th, 2009|
09:00 am
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10:10
@
BiancaDye
it's subjective! If you love your work then you don't mind being there a lot. If you prefer time with family, different story.
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10:13
Note to all: 30 messages in a row every day thanking each new follower are EXTREMELY BORING to read. Learn to send direct messages.
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11:16
@
juhasaarinen
So was I. I just added a Klip to Klipfolio and now I have a dedicated feed for the tweeters who are most interesting!
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11:31
Bea Arthur (Golden Girls) dies at 86.
linkbee.com/UKJM
~ My mother loved that show. R.I.P. Bea.
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12:14
@
juhasaarinen
not directly. I found a free feedburner site to burn my friends feed 'cause twitter undid the simple one.Then I use RSS klips.
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12:23
That new mutation of flu from Mexico doesn't look too good :( People are comparing it to the Spanish Flu epidemic.
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13:47
just got asked whether she uses Facebook or MySpace, and was she using the "wrong" one. WTF? One of them is wrong? #freakout #eek #scream
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16:01
is in @keith_ng 's followerz, stealing his contactz
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16:06
H1N1 Swine Flu distriution map. Eek, this is not cool. Zoom out to see your country.
linkbee.com/UO4J
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16:12
@
shy83
Twitter is just like facebook's status updates. You can tell people what you're doing and see what they're doing. With less crap.
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18:54
thinks that considering how aerobic it is to paint the ceiling, gyms should offer "ceiling paint jam" workout sessions and make millions.
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21:09
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nicslife
we need to start a gym and get rich. I'll run the ceiling paint jam class, you can run the no-more-bat-wings cave. Win-win.
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05:05
ad: Find your domain at
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...the smarter way to search for real estate.
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[Apr. 26th, 2009|
09:00 am
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15:52
is getting a massive YouTube fix
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RT @garymccaffrey has a crazy idea. 19,530 new twitter followers in 30 days? Check it out
tweetergetter.com/Ruu_Elisa
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17:02
Mine and Kahvi's characters just had their third kid on Greek Age. He refuses to name them, so I named it Boris. Brother to Deidre & Alfred.
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[Apr. 25th, 2009|
09:00 am
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15:26
RT @Wil_Anderson Fiji to award top military leader Bainimarama: narrowly beating Bananarama, Obama, Osama, Bananas In Pyjamas...
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16:29
RT @DHughesy I know we need the rain, but does it have to make everything so wet?
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21:19
accidentally knocked down the light cover while painting the kitchen ceiling. 2000 dead bugs in my hair & eyes, another 500 in the paint can
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22:14
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simon_w
woh dude, heart stuffs, that ain't cool! I hope you just mean the uber-fit version, not the omfg-heart-almost-stopping version
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ad: 12 Yr Old Going Barefoot Nat'l Volunteer Wk. Join Now 2 Raise Awareness For Kids & Make Change
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[Apr. 24th, 2009|
09:00 am
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12:37
Sausage sizzle @ Wello woolies. #omnomnomnom
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17:09
appointment, shop, centrelink, sausage sizzle, bank, home, sausage sizzle, home, shop, flop.
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07:44
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[Apr. 23rd, 2009|
09:00 am
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07:38
@
AskBossy
The problem is, it's like being hetero or gay. People can't help who they find attractive. BUT, adults can choose self control.
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07:39
@
DHughesy
I don't think open mouth showering is the issue here. The fact you can shower shave and brush teeth in 4 mins makes you a freak!
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07:40
@
Shugo_Chara
um excuse me WTF were you doing awake at 2am young lady?!
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07:42
@
dooce
I thought @blurb was banned from the washing machine after the last Sports Bra In Dryer Incident?
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07:58
Thankyou, Richard Fidler, for the Dead Horse Theory.
short.to/5ohe
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[Apr. 22nd, 2009|
09:01 am
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17:02
@
desiresoycandle
wondering if it's worth trying to strike a deal with a florist to add a tealight to their deals on a dozen roses?
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17:03
@
nicslife
I know!!! As long as there is no cold, anything is good!
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17:07
wondering if anyone wants to do surveys in their spare time for cash, US/Can/Aust/UK residents,
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msg me for more sites
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20:05
pondering the merits of kiwis. Kahvi says not-real-kiwis like @juhasaarinen are better than @simon_w but I believe there's some bias there!
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20:30
@
simon_w
or he could just be wrong because he's a man. Or because he's a Finn. Pick your stereotypical insult really :P
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20:39
@
kkiim
and I'm wishing I was in Helsinki. Daffodils everywhere.
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22:32
still can't believe the pure love for Klipfolio. <3
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22:36
@
DHughesy
those tiny soft drink cans are classy. They're sophisticated. Even though they only contain Coke, not Dom Perignon.
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22:39
Words to live by: It takes 46 muscles to frown, and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.
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23:02
RT @Wil_anderson Kellie frm Hi-5 poses in bikini for Ralph.Nowhere near as shocking as Captain Feathersword's sword in Picture's Home Blokes
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07:38
"The US will accept nothing less than Israel living side by side with a sovereign Palestinian state." Obama, I love you more than I thought.
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[Apr. 21st, 2009|
09:01 am
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13:17
@
AskBossy
if they're (previously) white clothes, the cyclic-drying process may encourage sunshine bleaching. Definitely needs more research.
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15:50
ad: Get over 16,000 Twitter Friends Now! 2000+ Visitors Everyday!
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17:17
suspects Twitter has grown way too fast for its hardware expansion plans, and the expected revenue isn't flowing in fast enough to keep pace
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17:20
was, of course, commenting on the frequent "over capacity" messages we see on Twitter
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18:13
is in LOVE with KlipFolio, but annoyed that it lacks a VERY essential proper Twitter app. Because Twitter dev updates != Twitter Client !!!
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22:07
@
shanoodle_p
if you're that attached to the splashing mammal, just use it as a desktop background and save your intarweb bandwidth. :P
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02:01
@
MelissaSummers
good? GOOD? Your car is on the wrong side of the road! And not only that, did you notice that it's raining?!?!?!
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02:09
thinks this part of Australia drops altogether too fast from balmy Summer into the Winter Slide. 3 weeks ago it was HOT, now it's cold@night
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02:37
set out to install a tiny Twitter client, but ended up with something way cooler.
weirdsearch.blogspot.com/
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02:47
@
dooce
blissful reckless abandon right til the last five secs when your enjoyment can only be expressed by slapping someone upside the head!
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[Apr. 20th, 2009|
09:03 am
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12:23
hugs @naquerua and hopes she DOES sue them. Also, please don't forget this broken promise. Remember it and be a better person. xoxo
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12:24
has mown the front grass, which after months of tlc is now looking almost lawn-like. Now to gather motivation for the back "grass" (jungle).
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12:27
just saw a Coles Supermarket ad promoting meal ideas under $10. Hell if all our meals cost that much our grocery costs would double!
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[Apr. 19th, 2009|
09:00 am
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03:32
@
shanoodle_p
I'm very sorry for your loss :(
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[Apr. 18th, 2009|
09:01 am
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16:44
@
naquerua
nothing can compare to an orange bingo marker (of DOOM!)
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17:33
wonders why her favicon for Twitter CONSTANTLY changes to random sites she has visted lately
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17:34
@
simon_w
while there is internet there will be competition for the biggest e-peen.
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17:38
Yum: Tin of Stag Chili w/beans&beef + mixed vegies + cubed potatoes. Kids liked it, and I enjoyed it more than plain Stag on toast (OMG)
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17:46
is conversing with a spammer who wants money so he can send a multi-million dollar inheritence. Oh, the comedy! What will he say next?
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18:34
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[Apr. 17th, 2009|
09:01 am
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15:44
@
shanoodle_p
twitter really needs that thing Facebook has where you can click "Like" for a comment.
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15:51
ROTFL! Snakes on a PLANE! plane grounded in Melbourne after staff discovered...
tinyurl.com/cj8o7f
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17:54
(AUS ONLY) If you want to do occasional surveys for cash, PureProfile (Australia Post) has paid me personally (Elisa).
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17:56
@
shanoodle_p
jealous? Nope, just impressed that you ventured away from Mac OS.I already have a laptop with XP. :P Welcome to the dark side!
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[Apr. 16th, 2009|
09:01 am
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10:29
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18:59
Aussies win trip for 4 to QLD inc flight,hotel,car,DreamWorld,WhiteWaterWo
rld
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no purchase necessary! pls RT
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[Apr. 15th, 2009|
09:01 am
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16:00
@
kristysf
RT @neatorama Q: How many ears does Picard have? A: Three. Right ear, Left ear, & final front ear. More:
tinyurl.com/ct3ab4
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22:12
can't believe Kristina is almost four. @emeketos & Michele must be pinching themselves.
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00:55
The best way to battle a headache is via mashed potato. Right?
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05:37
SCARY! RyanAir plane lands on taxiway in Italy instead of runway. Very lucky nobody was hurt!
short.to/4mmc
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