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Sun, 03 May 2009 23:00:39 GMT

12:28 @murrayce I was going to say! Lucky you remembered little ol' Wench! #
12:36 @_tubbles So glad the puppy is ok. Snuggles for her! #
12:38 RT @blurb Q: How does one end up breaking into one's own home in Sunday Best clothes? A: Obviously, you people don't have children. #
12:39 @Rove1974 Now if you'd woken up with no circulation in your LEG, then being legless would be an appropriate Sunday morning situation. #
12:41 Wow, love the launch tree leaked chapter, I'm amazed they're giving away this information for free! tinyurl.com/cy9f7b #
12:44 @murrayce DUDE! Now it's not a sekrit anymores! #
13:23 @Dropsofreign Mine said, "If you fall and break your leg, don't come running to me." :D #
13:27 Coolest chameleon EVER! Are they really this clever? I'm torn between fascination and disbelief. linkbee.com/ZFU2 #
13:29 @jen004 That's right, when you've overlimit, you don't want to be in "debt", and everywhere you wanna use it is more debt! story of my life. #
13:31 @Wil_Anderson you forgot "get the hell outta the way of idiot wrestlers with chairs". Or is that only for WWF? #
13:36 @pcam TwitterKarma is good for that, you can list followers in order of when they last posted. Might help you? linkbee.com/ZAQS #
13:38 Massively addicted to one of those little village sim games. When will I realise that with a sim game YOU NEVER WIN?! There's no final boss! #
13:40 Trading formula which works, 1-1 coaching 400 slots left. Only 997 spots and 570 sold on the first day! tinyurl.com/c2o4cy #
14:20 This pilot was obviously busting to go to the toilet. linkbee.com/ZF04 (thanks @DrJavaBeans) #
18:30 very annoyed at my son for leaving the lid off THREE KILOS of honey, which is now at least one kilo ants. GRRRR! #
19:42 @Monty64 you have no idea how tempting that is! :D #
19:44 @Wil_Anderson OMG Wil, what if she mimes AT YOUR FUNERAL?! #
19:50 is drinking green tea. GREEN TEA! Hence the need for the honey. Grrr all over again. #
21:09 @_tubbles oooh no I haven't, looks like it's Youtube time for me! #
21:11 @juliarygaard is that even POSSIBLE? I seem to have coffee cups taking over my entire kitchen. And I can't stop buying them. #
21:18 RT @Meshel_Laurie @reginapritchard My 13 yo son rang the Swine Flu Hotline. And all he got was crackling. #
21:22 @simon_w well, Helsinki doesn't have spiders, and virtually no flies, for most of the year. So I'm working on it. #
21:35 @Wil_Anderson I hear #logies were even more boring than usual (comedians excepted).Jess Mauboy should sing at the Logies' funeral.Oh wait... #
21:38 $38,000 paid out so far to Hummingbird Affiliates in 2 months!! Now thats how you monetize Twitter tinyurl.com/cpwbcr #
23:15 ad: Seen Magpie yet? You can run your own ads in other people's timelines. Now, that's a neat idea! be-a-magpie.com/yl8dam #
23:28 can't figure out if I'm hungry, thirsty, want coffee, or am just bored. And cold. *stabbity stab winter stab* #

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Sat, 02 May 2009 23:00:40 GMT

17:59 Why pay outrageous cable TV prices? Get over 3000 channels on your PC. Only $34.99, one times fee! tinyurl.com/d8dqm5 #
18:12 I should have posted this ages ago. Extreme Sheep Herding! I laughed so hard at this, it's awesome. Thankyou Elessa! linkbee.com/ZAOU #
18:25 I forget who sent this to me (sorry someone!) but this is the best follow-unfollow manager I have seen, TwitterKarma linkbee.com/ZAQS #
18:37 omfg YUM. Tim Tam addicts anywhere in the world can enter for #free to #win a Tim Tam hamper. linkbee.com/ZAR6 #comps #
18:39 laughing at Dilbert's version of Simon Says. Of course, only those with a warped sense of humour will laugh with me. linkbee.com/ZASJ #
19:45 @enzoid I was sitting there laughing stupidly and imagining myself playing along. Sad existence I have huh?! :D #
19:54 Are you in Loughborough UK? Missing some socks? Here's where they might have gone... there's a sock thief out there. linkbee.com/ZA7R #
22:02 LMAO GOLD... A pie chart demonstrating the consequences of Gay Marriage: linkbee.com/ZBXL (air kisses to all the h8rs) #gaymarriage #
22:05 2 Internet Marketers reveal inside secrets to increase your profits by 456% for Free! tinyurl.com/cb9n9n #
22:31 just drooling over pics of the new 787 Dreamliner. Never mind me. Carry on... #
22:36 RT @stickytwits When you have 8 x ten yr olds over 4 a sleepover... Why do they even call it a SLEEPover? #
23:52 @enzoid well my fiancé could have been in your shoes too except he knows what he's in for with me ;) It's not like most guys are annoyed! :D #
00:06 RT @hamsterkitten Why must my kids get up so much earlier than I want to? Boo! #

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Fri, 01 May 2009 23:00:42 GMT

20:51 Jade Goody's mother sparks airport terror alert: linkbee.com/Y4O9 (...I must admit, the woman IS terrifying...) #
21:49 OMG... how can someone DO this without it hurting like hell?! linkbee.com/Y5TP (thanks to @airportsleeper) #
22:53 RT @Rove1974 I dunno about you but watching a gorilla play drums doesn't make me feel like eating chocolate. #
22:54 @kkiim But wait there's more! Win a trip to Bali on our sister airline Pacific Blue with HotelClub bit.ly/10AhHu #
22:54 @kkiim Still want more?! Win tix to see Pink in Sydney, stay courtesy of HotelClub and fly with us, Virgin Blue bit.ly/qZooE #
22:58 ad: Seen Magpie yet? You can run your own ads in other people's timelines. Now, that's a neat idea! be-a-magpie.com/yl8dam #
23:02 Aussies #win a trip to Bali or win Gold tickets to see Pink in Sydney (inc flights!) free entry linkbee.com/Y6WQ #comps #aussiecomps #
23:06 @Rove1974 Pigeons are under the illusion that the more hilarious their walk, the more we laugh and feed them. They're comedians. #
23:08 @DHughesy We at BedsFromHell Pty Ltd are merely helping our customers get used to newborn baby sleep deprivation. #
23:13 RT @Rove1974 Had a mate stay over last night after a big one. It's nothing like when we were kids. No séance or truth/dare/torture. Bummed. #
23:22 RT @juhasaarinen Comic Sans? Comic Serif! linkbee.com/Y6X8 ...I think I love you. Or somebody. Comic Sans is an ABOMINATION. Of DOOM. #

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Thu, 30 Apr 2009 23:00:53 GMT

10:55 Retweet @Wil_Anderson NZ confirms swine flu. Going to NZ on Thursday. Note to self: Don't pash any pigs no matter how hot they are... #
10:59 @shanoodle_p a friend saw a 2-seater elderly hoon-mobile in Dubbo! And can you imgaine if 2 of them crashed? World's slowest accident scene. #
12:08 @blurb @dooce in her third trimester, and the Armstrongs are renovating again. I see a pattern here. #
12:09 @DHughesy Junior - Congrats on the arrival of your parents! #
12:11 @nicslife 'men' don't hit women. Only cowards do. #
12:13 @simon_w or more simply, governments won't encourage alternative fuel options while voters drive petrol-guzzling tanks to the corner shops. #
12:14 @Rove1974 sounds like all Twitterers have Attention Defecit Dis- HEY! Let's Go Ride Bikes! #
12:16 It's official: @mattlogelin is perfect. #
12:17 RT @PaulBlomfield linkbee.com/VBBJ - HORRORS. Wonders what to do with classic V8 Mercedes! #
12:21 Hey Simon @startupnz is broked. RT @simon_w Disabled comments on the @startupnz site so I stop getting a ton of email telling me it's broked #
13:13 Remember that Emirates plane that almost crashed taking off from Melbourne? Crew Error linkbee.com/YW78 thanks to @schneiderk #
13:26 RT @Rove1974 Happy you took out your imposter. So hard to know who's real or fake around here. Pretty sure @darthvader is legit #
13:29 @manz76 @SeanMalarkey @tat2ts @juhasaarinen Anchovies ruin ANYTHING else that's good on a pizza! #
13:35 RT @JuliaRoss13 wants 100 followers to win a bet please help =D #
14:21 @Rove1974 But that's NOOoooooo how ye make porridge! #
14:35 RT @garymccaffrey has a crazy idea. 19,530 new twitter followers in 30 days? Check it out tweetergetter.com/Ruu_Elisa #
15:03 Tour boss wants the word backpacker changed. Um... and just wanting a word to change makes it happen automagically? linkbee.com/YXCL #
16:33 RT @GreatWhiteSnark Ghostbusters-inspired senior class prank linkbee.com/YXKB I want to go back to school so I can do this. Love it! #
16:39 @juhasaarinen he even searches google in finnish! Curse all you linguistically-gifted FinZealanders! ;) #
16:52 @enzoid it's all good, it was @Wil_Anderson (comedian) but I'm sure he'd just laugh anyway! :) #
18:08 Good to know: Whole boxes of Sultana Bran cereal do not burn very well. Helluva lot of smoke while they're smoldering, too. #
23:09 RT @samikki Why can't all work be like Firefox update? Press the button "make it so" and have all work done automatically. #
23:16 Grrrr, I missed Save The Frogs Day! Frogs rule. linkbee.com/YYW3 thanks to @sepponet #

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Wed, 29 Apr 2009 23:00:59 GMT

09:55 Norway to ban petrol cars from 2015? Now how come other countries don't have the guts to do that!? linkbee.com/VBBJ #
18:49 South Korean scientists have cloned beagle puppies that glow in UV light linkbee.com/UX9R I hope it's useful for science not as pets! #
22:28 ad: Seen Magpie yet? You can run your own ads in other people's timelines. Now, that's a neat idea! be-a-magpie.com/yl8dam #

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Tue, 28 Apr 2009 23:08:49 GMT

10:10 Well done, @VirginBlue , I waited till your new sale started, and it made the route I wanted cost more. #unimpressed #
11:01 I can't believe it's true... with 4,000-odd followers how can someone seriously reply to every mention of @mattlogelin ?! Seriously?! #
12:47 237+ twitter peeps who will follow you back: linkbee.com/UOC1 #

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Mon, 27 Apr 2009 23:00:59 GMT

14:58 @emeketos I'm getting paid for the ads. I try to clean them up as much as I can but anyone using an app to grab tweets sees them all. sorry! #
15:20 I hope @DHughesy 's baby does another tumble turn and faces head down the way it's supposed to! #
15:58 RT @juhasaarinen @lindsa: Apparently if you fill a monkey with heated gas it will rise off the ground. It's called a hot air baboon. #
16:00 RT @Wil_Anderson Ch 10 are planning to drop The Simpsons from their line-up. Of course they now only have enough content for 3 days a week. #
16:25 RT @juhasaarinen Would it be all right to call in sick with Wine Flu, if you've been out a bit too long the night before? #
16:53 RT @Rove1974 First bird flu, now pig flu. Can mean only one thing. Animals are slutty. #
17:52 RT @schneiderk Screening of #swineflu to be enforced from midnight, flights into Aus to report ppl with flu symptoms linkbee.com/PRIE #
20:55 playing around with different tweet sites... it's not real useful to me, but the Matt website def looks interesting! linkbee.com/PRV7 #
22:12 ad: Seen Magpie yet? You can run your own ads in other people's timelines. Now, that's a neat idea! be-a-magpie.com/yl8dam #
22:40 @VirginBlue did you post this 24 hours late? Or is there a different sale starting at midnight? #

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Sun, 26 Apr 2009 23:00:42 GMT

10:10 @BiancaDye it's subjective! If you love your work then you don't mind being there a lot. If you prefer time with family, different story. #
10:13 Note to all: 30 messages in a row every day thanking each new follower are EXTREMELY BORING to read. Learn to send direct messages. #
11:16 @juhasaarinen So was I. I just added a Klip to Klipfolio and now I have a dedicated feed for the tweeters who are most interesting! #
11:31 Bea Arthur (Golden Girls) dies at 86. linkbee.com/UKJM ~ My mother loved that show. R.I.P. Bea. #
12:14 @juhasaarinen not directly. I found a free feedburner site to burn my friends feed 'cause twitter undid the simple one.Then I use RSS klips. #
12:23 That new mutation of flu from Mexico doesn't look too good :( People are comparing it to the Spanish Flu epidemic. #
13:47 just got asked whether she uses Facebook or MySpace, and was she using the "wrong" one. WTF? One of them is wrong? #freakout #eek #scream #
16:01 is in @keith_ng 's followerz, stealing his contactz #
16:06 H1N1 Swine Flu distriution map. Eek, this is not cool. Zoom out to see your country. linkbee.com/UO4J #
16:12 @shy83 Twitter is just like facebook's status updates. You can tell people what you're doing and see what they're doing. With less crap. #
18:54 thinks that considering how aerobic it is to paint the ceiling, gyms should offer "ceiling paint jam" workout sessions and make millions. #
21:09 @nicslife we need to start a gym and get rich. I'll run the ceiling paint jam class, you can run the no-more-bat-wings cave. Win-win. #
05:05 ad: Find your domain at is.gd/uIGN ...the smarter way to search for real estate. #

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Sat, 25 Apr 2009 23:00:34 GMT

15:52 is getting a massive YouTube fix #
16:35 RT @garymccaffrey has a crazy idea. 19,530 new twitter followers in 30 days? Check it out tweetergetter.com/Ruu_Elisa #
17:02 Mine and Kahvi's characters just had their third kid on Greek Age. He refuses to name them, so I named it Boris. Brother to Deidre & Alfred. #
21:59 ad: Seen Magpie yet? You can run your own ads in other people's timelines. Now, that's a neat idea! be-a-magpie.com/yl8dam #

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Fri, 24 Apr 2009 23:00:37 GMT

15:26 RT @Wil_Anderson Fiji to award top military leader Bainimarama: narrowly beating Bananarama, Obama, Osama, Bananas In Pyjamas... #
16:29 RT @DHughesy I know we need the rain, but does it have to make everything so wet? #
21:19 accidentally knocked down the light cover while painting the kitchen ceiling. 2000 dead bugs in my hair & eyes, another 500 in the paint can #
22:14 @simon_w woh dude, heart stuffs, that ain't cool! I hope you just mean the uber-fit version, not the omfg-heart-almost-stopping version #
07:18 ad: 12 Yr Old Going Barefoot Nat'l Volunteer Wk. Join Now 2 Raise Awareness For Kids & Make Change is.gd/unbz #

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Thu, 23 Apr 2009 23:00:54 GMT

12:37 Sausage sizzle @ Wello woolies. #omnomnomnom #
17:09 appointment, shop, centrelink, sausage sizzle, bank, home, sausage sizzle, home, shop, flop. #
07:44 ad: I just found some cool bargains for $1 here: is.gd/uarK #

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Wed, 22 Apr 2009 23:00:47 GMT

07:38 @AskBossy The problem is, it's like being hetero or gay. People can't help who they find attractive. BUT, adults can choose self control. #
07:39 @DHughesy I don't think open mouth showering is the issue here. The fact you can shower shave and brush teeth in 4 mins makes you a freak! #
07:40 @Shugo_Chara um excuse me WTF were you doing awake at 2am young lady?! #
07:42 @dooce I thought @blurb was banned from the washing machine after the last Sports Bra In Dryer Incident? #
07:58 Thankyou, Richard Fidler, for the Dead Horse Theory. short.to/5ohe #

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Tue, 21 Apr 2009 23:01:33 GMT

17:02 @desiresoycandle wondering if it's worth trying to strike a deal with a florist to add a tealight to their deals on a dozen roses? #
17:03 @nicslife I know!!! As long as there is no cold, anything is good! #
17:07 wondering if anyone wants to do surveys in their spare time for cash, US/Can/Aust/UK residents, short.to/5hg2 msg me for more sites #
20:05 pondering the merits of kiwis. Kahvi says not-real-kiwis like @juhasaarinen are better than @simon_w but I believe there's some bias there! #
20:30 @simon_w or he could just be wrong because he's a man. Or because he's a Finn. Pick your stereotypical insult really :P #
20:39 @kkiim and I'm wishing I was in Helsinki. Daffodils everywhere. #
22:32 still can't believe the pure love for Klipfolio. <3 #
22:36 @DHughesy those tiny soft drink cans are classy. They're sophisticated. Even though they only contain Coke, not Dom Perignon. #
22:39 Words to live by: It takes 46 muscles to frown, and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face. #
23:02 RT @Wil_anderson Kellie frm Hi-5 poses in bikini for Ralph.Nowhere near as shocking as Captain Feathersword's sword in Picture's Home Blokes #
07:38 "The US will accept nothing less than Israel living side by side with a sovereign Palestinian state." Obama, I love you more than I thought. #

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Mon, 20 Apr 2009 23:01:02 GMT

13:17 @AskBossy if they're (previously) white clothes, the cyclic-drying process may encourage sunshine bleaching. Definitely needs more research. #
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17:17 suspects Twitter has grown way too fast for its hardware expansion plans, and the expected revenue isn't flowing in fast enough to keep pace #
17:20 was, of course, commenting on the frequent "over capacity" messages we see on Twitter #
18:13 is in LOVE with KlipFolio, but annoyed that it lacks a VERY essential proper Twitter app. Because Twitter dev updates != Twitter Client !!! #
22:07 @shanoodle_p if you're that attached to the splashing mammal, just use it as a desktop background and save your intarweb bandwidth. :P #
02:01 @MelissaSummers good? GOOD? Your car is on the wrong side of the road! And not only that, did you notice that it's raining?!?!?! #
02:09 thinks this part of Australia drops altogether too fast from balmy Summer into the Winter Slide. 3 weeks ago it was HOT, now it's cold@night #
02:37 set out to install a tiny Twitter client, but ended up with something way cooler. weirdsearch.blogspot.com/ #
02:47 @dooce blissful reckless abandon right til the last five secs when your enjoyment can only be expressed by slapping someone upside the head! #

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Sun, 19 Apr 2009 23:03:32 GMT

12:23 hugs @naquerua and hopes she DOES sue them. Also, please don't forget this broken promise. Remember it and be a better person. xoxo #
12:24 has mown the front grass, which after months of tlc is now looking almost lawn-like. Now to gather motivation for the back "grass" (jungle). #
12:27 just saw a Coles Supermarket ad promoting meal ideas under $10. Hell if all our meals cost that much our grocery costs would double! #

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Sat, 18 Apr 2009 23:00:45 GMT

03:32 @shanoodle_p I'm very sorry for your loss :( #

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Fri, 17 Apr 2009 23:01:07 GMT

16:44 @naquerua nothing can compare to an orange bingo marker (of DOOM!) #
17:33 wonders why her favicon for Twitter CONSTANTLY changes to random sites she has visted lately #
17:34 @simon_w while there is internet there will be competition for the biggest e-peen. #
17:38 Yum: Tin of Stag Chili w/beans&beef + mixed vegies + cubed potatoes. Kids liked it, and I enjoyed it more than plain Stag on toast (OMG) #
17:46 is conversing with a spammer who wants money so he can send a multi-million dollar inheritence. Oh, the comedy! What will he say next? #
18:34 ad: Seen Magpie yet? You can run your own ads in other people's timelines. Now, that's a neat idea! be-a-magpie.com/yl8dam #

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Thu, 16 Apr 2009 23:01:08 GMT

15:44 @shanoodle_p twitter really needs that thing Facebook has where you can click "Like" for a comment. #
15:51 ROTFL! Snakes on a PLANE! plane grounded in Melbourne after staff discovered... tinyurl.com/cj8o7f #
17:54 (AUS ONLY) If you want to do occasional surveys for cash, PureProfile (Australia Post) has paid me personally (Elisa). short.to/4rqr #
17:56 @shanoodle_p jealous? Nope, just impressed that you ventured away from Mac OS.I already have a laptop with XP. :P Welcome to the dark side! #

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Wed, 15 Apr 2009 23:01:02 GMT

10:29 ad: Twitter Traffic Machine: Get quality followers and grow your business! is.gd/st1S Automated Twitter Money Making System #
18:59 Aussies win trip for 4 to QLD inc flight,hotel,car,DreamWorld,WhiteWaterWorld short.to/4o5m no purchase necessary! pls RT #

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Tue, 14 Apr 2009 23:01:24 GMT

16:00 @kristysf RT @neatorama Q: How many ears does Picard have? A: Three. Right ear, Left ear, & final front ear. More: tinyurl.com/ct3ab4 #
22:12 can't believe Kristina is almost four. @emeketos & Michele must be pinching themselves. #
00:55 The best way to battle a headache is via mashed potato. Right? #
05:37 SCARY! RyanAir plane lands on taxiway in Italy instead of runway. Very lucky nobody was hurt! short.to/4mmc please RT #

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Sun, 12 Apr 2009 23:00:20 GMT

15:19 thinks the only thing better than chocolate for breakfast is chocolate & hot cross buns. #
02:14 Seen Magpie yet? You can run your own ads in other people's timelines. Now, that's a neat idea! be-a-magpie.com/yl8dam #

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Sat, 11 Apr 2009 23:00:24 GMT

21:25 @dooce you're pro-immunisation? I think I love you. I got accosted on a bus when my kid was a baby for "abusing" her with poison vaccines. #
21:34 @blurb Vaccines are to Autism like Wearing Socks is to global warming. STOP INNOCENT SOCK-WEARING NOW! THINK OF THE CHILDREN! </freakshow> #
21:39 had a nice visit with relos for Easter. Then idiot Bingo attendant ruined the afternoon. Then nice manager fixed idiocy after much arguing. #
21:48 Notice the absence of identifying information. If you knew the venue & just how STUPID they were, then <venue> would need tighter security. #

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Fri, 10 Apr 2009 23:00:46 GMT

21:25 I just entered to WIN! RT @TweetAPrize:This weekend's MEGA-CONTEST prize: FREE $75 CUSTOM Twitter Backgrnds! Follow & WIN bit.ly/LLSi #
21:26 Awesomest dinner of the week: Campbell's Chunky Soup (Beef And Vegetables flavour) with mashed potato. #omnomnomnom #
02:03 Seen Magpie yet? You can run your own ads in other people's timelines. Now, that's a neat idea! be-a-magpie.com/yl8dam #

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Wed, 08 Apr 2009 23:00:43 GMT

11:29 @MelissaSummers I hope nobody was hurt in the accident. X #
11:32 wondering if #magpie just has a shortage of ads, since nothing is happening. #
13:24 Words you don't wanna hear: "There were a number of records that for some reason lost all their member details and history in the transfer." #
19:25 [magpie] This is truly a modern blessing for all Brides-to-be is.gd/rmCP #
21:25 @shanoodle_p calculators? Ok, whatever turns you on, dude :P #
02:00 Seen Magpie yet? You can run your own ads in other people's timelines. Now, that's a neat idea! be-a-magpie.com/yl8dam #

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Tue, 07 Apr 2009 23:00:52 GMT

15:01 Free football (soccer) keyring with light. Worldwide while stocks last. www.freefootball.net/giveaway.html #
15:23 Free Marley & Me audiobook short.to/3uvq #

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